Father of the Bride's Toast

Well, we did it. Christian and I got hitched on Saturday. Everything was perfect from start to finish. Well, my toast was a bit silly in the beginning with me messing up the wording by trying to wing it and coming off like a douche which ended up being funny. But then I got to the father of the bride stuff and was back on track. It's only two minutes long, so enjoy! [Video follows after the text.]

I'm sorry I can't be there for your wedding to Christian. You have found a man who has strengthened you and encourages you with his love.

I will be with you both to celebrate your wedding anniversary someday whether it is one to a hundred years.

Christian, I am happy for you to be marrying my daughter. Life is better shared with someone you love and trust and you have found that in each other.

Remember don't try: Adultery, drunkenness or dopeheads.

Promise me, Don't forget me. :-)

Vagina

Here's a photo of me at the Drink at Work Show (see post) saying "vagina" in sign language. Pretty obvious, no?

For My Wedding

I'm getting married in less than two weeks so Dad sent me the drawing below with a little last minute advice tacked on.